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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

happy birthday weed
sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

tentacoolaid:

i love smoking weed (-;

tentacoolaid:

i love smoking weed (-;

svvords:

y is this embroidered is this some new granny texting trend

svvords:

y is this embroidered is this some new granny texting trend

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth